following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
Dear anon; I will literally send my geese after you.
“Your cat isn’t conventionally attractive enough,” really, internet? Fuck off, that’s a lovely cat.
loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?
He was right: I do not believe my eyes.
fakeyourdeath
springkingkyne
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?